You’re early. The servers are still spinning up in whatever Icelandic fjord we could find with cheap, subpoena-resistant hosting. The paint is still wet on the digital shingle.

But soon, this will be Workslop.

This is the new global water-cooler for the AI gold rush. It's a place to watch the beautiful, inevitable spectacle that occurs when "irrational exuberance" smacks head-first into a quarterly earnings report.

We're here to chronicle the slop. The solutions in search of a problem. The "thin wrappers" whose entire business model can be obliterated by a single OpenAI update. The press releases that promise to boil the ocean and the products that can barely make lukewarm tea.

We believe the failure of an AI company is a story best told through a spreadsheet. We're building that spreadsheet.